official announcement
Posted by SayNo2Tilt at 03:56 AM on April 8, 2005.
so i realized that my one true talent in life is beer pong... lol... i am damn good, let that be known... and having been smoothed and tutored by those formidable players of the Chi Psi Brotherhood, my game has since elevated to a new level... i will step out on a limb and say that in the past 2 yrs i have never once met a competitor of whom i was afraid... of whom stepping up to a table i know i was an underdog... of whom i could make synonymous with defeat... not since my days in debate of hearing... "oh shit, i have to debate MPRY" have i had such confidence...
that is why i must make this announcement:
As of today, April 8, 2005 I am going to forgoe any further academic eligiblity and declare myself a professional in the ways of pong. I understand this may come as a shock to most of you, but then again, few of you have had the pleasure, nay, the privelege of being beaten by yours truly at the tables of pong. Few have had their hearts broken by the fadeaway, the no look toss, the sky hook, and, oh yes, good ol lefty.
So ladies an gents, it has been a pleasure getting you drunk on many occassions while i myself sit back and sip on the occassional cup i allow you to make in order to quench my own thirst, but i must bid this group of amateurs a fond farewell. So, may your racks be always stacked, may your rim jobs be few and may your balls always find the hole.
lol 
http://www.geocities.com/kahler111/mostwanted.html
...for a few laughs